我土澳人民不仅爱自娱自乐，就连土澳的动物们也真是奇葩不嫌多，在澳洲生活没见过一两个都不能叫过日子....
抢镜的鸵鸟。。。
An ostrich can steal your thunder in a photograph...
火车也会骂人。。。
Trains might throw the f word around...
车顶上等待你的考拉。。。
Koalas may be waiting for you on top of your car...
袋鼠在海滩上晒太阳。。。
A kangaroo might want to enjoy an occasional sunbath on the beach...
短吻鳄吊在直升机下面。。。(非常常见)
An alligator is hanging on to a helicopter... (highly common)
在室外做作业的时候，当心袋鼠抢鼠标。。。
When you plan to do your homework outside, watch out for the kangaroos because they might steal your mouse...
袋鼠和喵星人一样喜欢玩卷纸。。。
Kangaroos like to play with toilet paper as much as cats do...
老板，你还想做生意吗。。。
Do you want customers or not...
渔民用小鲨鱼当诱饵钓大鲨鱼。。。
Fishermen use baby sharks for bait to get bigger sharks on hook...
妓女说她要离开这个鬼地方，因为老有人偷她的情趣用品。。。
Hooker says she's leaving this town because her sex toys are being stolen...
