18个气死人的美帝大学课堂瞬间,你中了几枪?

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出国前的想象是美好的,殊不知出国之后,分分钟都有颗想飞回来的心!这里总结的20个能“气死人”的瞬间,你…体会过吗?

出国前的想象是美好的,殊不知出国之后,分分钟都有颗想飞回来的心!这里总结的20个能“气死人”的瞬间,你…体会过吗?

第一堂课让你跟大家伙各自介绍...

When it's time for first-day icebreakers

当你遇到了“不给A”教授

When the professor announces that they don't give A's.

或者当你遇到每节课都要点名的教授

Attendance is mandatory

“啊对了,平时的参与度也算在final里哟”

You absolutely have a participation grade

我:“教授你好吗~” 教授:“教学大纲上有”   我:??

When you ask the professor anything that might be on the syllabus

哈??我没举手啊你叫我干啥??

When you get called on and youdidn't even raise your hand

好不容易等到教授这句话学霸们放下你们的手好吗???

When someone actually asks a question when the professor says "Any questions?" at the end of class

喂!我还没写完笔记呢!

When the professor goes too fucking fast

喵了个咪的!好不容易熬俩通宵赶完了论文结果你tm...记错了时间???

When professors mess up the due date

“放心哈同学们,这次考试不难的”

When they try to say an exam is easy

嘘,没看我装得多么慷慨激昂吗!

When the kid who didn't do the readings won't shut the fuck up

教授:“这次咱们是小组合作哦”  我:“???”

When it's time for a big group project

可是你并不认(在)识(乎)任何人…

And you don't know (or care to know) anyone in your class

而且你还突然知道你要一个人完成所有的功课..

And you just know you're going to wind updoing all the work

当教授来个突击测验时

When there's a POP QUIZ IN COLLEGE

他喵的!我坐了一年的座位被人给占了!!!

When someone takes your seat that you've sat in ALL YEAR

wtf????教授你就不能行行好四舍五入一下???

When the professor won't round upgrades ending in 9

你不给我90分,你就不是好教授

Or any grades, for that matter

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